Chicago, 2005 part 17365
Aww, look at Phir all dressed up and handsome in that first photo! When we met Phil at the hotel he had that paper shopping bag as luggage and his green jacket. That’s it. So Sam gave him a shirt and I think the shoes came from the FHM fashion closet. We got him looking spiffy and then we all went to Morton’s to be grown-ups and eat steak.
Well, that was the intention, anyway. Cue caveman meat mauling…
Cheesy lame analogy that is true so I’ll say it anyway: Phillip sucks the marrow out of life, and we love him for it.
—Rebecca
