Skins
So, there I was with Phil and Andy from Revenge of the Nerds. We were partying pretty hard with our friends at FHM in some dive karaoke bar. Phil suggested we crank up the awesome by ripping our shirts off Henry Rollins-style. Andy and I thought that sounded like a top idea, so we went skins.
The reason I love this historical document so much is that it raises so many questions. Why does Phil look like Young Homer? Why is my head three times bigger than everyone else’s? Why the hell is my nipple casting such a huge shadow? And why are we so goddamn happy? I don’t know why Phil and Andy are so psyched, but I’m guessing the smile on my face is the result of simply being in Phil’s company.
I’m guessing because I don’t remember fuck all of this night.
—Tom
