Sexy Photo Face
Phil and I were born mere hours apart in September of 1980. Approximately 22 years later, we discovered this Virgo connection and it contributed to a bond formed during many late nights in the FHM office, epic joint birthday parties, and trips to Boo Boo bar.
It was only then that I realized the celestial miracle that occurred as the hands on that clock moved forward after I entered the world and as Phil popped his adorable ‘fro out.
I could recognize the fantastical confluence of events and forces that created the Crandall we all know and love today. Parts magical, and hairy, and kind, and smart, and talented, and with a dash of a nudist exhibitionist and a dollop of appreciation of meat products of debatable origins and one truly restless leg that doesn’t seem to bother Phil but that is a real pain in the ass if you happen to sit near him. And I recognized, that it was good.
It was all very, very good…especially when it is touching itself and making its sexy photo face. —Meg
